who died and made you king of anything?

So this has definitely gotta be the worst week of my life, no joke. In the space of a freaking week I got into two separate accidents. I know, I know you're probably thinking, ''you must really suck at driving''. But just no confirm, NO, I am not a bad driver. I merely got careless and risked the lives of two families. Something aint right. Its like the universe is conspiring against me. Wait, scratch that. Not conspiring against me..its against my driving. Now thats more like it. Well, fuck you universe. How'd you like it if I got my car and rammed you in the ass? Douche.

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