the night.

so on the night of the 17th, the day most fifth formers/school leavers were waiting for. prom night yo. am too lazy to go into details so a brief summary should do right? starting from: home. got ready. family sent me to seri pacific. changed into prom stuff in the room. then we waited for like mun fai to get out of the shower. then. prom. ok je lah. kinda boring at times. but the tranny gig was freakin good. funny stuff. boy ah boyy, whats your shoe size? anyway, after that went back to our room and played cards with mun fai, aaron and malek. dhiren and kumbahan and yewwing sent sharon shanee nicole and bernie home. while we waited, gomez and yubern datang. then we play speed like giler semangat. then like. the guys came back with the drinks. 3 bottles of cheap assed vodka can kill doh! serious shit! anyway, that night will remain between the seven of us ah! :D it was damn fun while it lasted. anyway, everyone woke up that night freakin tired. went to a&w and then chaoded home. a great night it was. very enjoyable. glad i spent it with those idiots! :D to you guys who werent there, you missed out big time yo! (:

i hate people who sit in front of you in a cinema and go "woi"

I HAD THE BEST FREAKIN DAY EVERRRRRRRRRRRRRRR. LIKE................... EVERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR. aint nothing thats gonna bring this bitch down! im feeling gooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooood. :D :D :D :D :D i loved today. its your fault! now i have this souvenir that wont go away for a week! imma man imma man imma very happy man. wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee. :D

the story of a boy and a girl.

one day, a boy and a girl met. their conversation was recorded on a hidden speaker stuck on a lamp post. their conversation lasted approximately 2 minutes.

Boy: Hi. Will you be my girlfriend?
Girl: Hi. Okay. Yes i will.
Boy: I love you.
Girl: I love you too. Will you be my boyfriend?
Boy: No.
Girl: Fuck you.
Boy: WHAT? We're breaking up. Goodnight.
Girl: Goodnight to you too.

NO MORE SEJARAH FOR THE REST OF MY FUHREAKIN LIFE. thanks thanks.

beautiful women, money, fame, i dont care. you, that...i care about.

to them bitches.

to all my fellow form 5 bitches and asses, all the best to you. (: see you. after. spm. when. we're. drunk. and. half. dead. at. the. bars. yo.

names

mathilda loh yue vern
regina soo nen lin (gina is pronounced as vagina "gina")
uvendran magnifico kumar
rendezvous lee ka poh
jonathan renovatio wong.


stupid shit about our names that we made up in school. ahhh the high school life. :D